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Review: Oji-sama Shinsi-Roku ~ Nosferatu

If you're not the typical of fangirls who never like any oji-sama type,
Please stay away from this CD!!! This CD is rated as R-18 and featuring Oji-sama voice



Honestly, I'm not a girl who would like Oji-sama type as well, but since it's about Vampire, which I always fell for all the time, I still listened to it.

Milky chain, the one behind this awkwardly awesome CD make a setting of us as the heroine with an old grandpa guy.

So the guy in the first volume is Count Dracula, an old man who lived in an old castle in an old forest. The point is, he's OLD ENOUGH to be your Grandpa...

The story started with us, the heroine, got lost n an unfamiliar place in the midnight near the forest. Suddenly that oyajii showed up and offered us a place to sleep for tonight since it's too dark to go back to the town.
We accepted it and he lid us to his dark daaaaaarrrrkk castle after introducing himself as Count Dracula.
The funny thing is, when he introduced himself, the thunder BGM started playing like hell with his laughter echoed all through the headphone.
Seriously, I started laughing since it reminded me with a kids animation called MONG where the dog always have the scene with him being mad plus the thunder XD

So he offered us some wine. When we asked where were the servants, he answered it with something strange...
There we explained that we already had a fiancé in the town and some more chit chat here and there about the wine.
In the end of the track, he showed us our room and bla bla bla then oyasumi.

The next track was when we fell asleep, he came with somewhat different personality. Such eroi oyajii, I should say. Then he started licking and kissing, calling us as his toy, and just when he was about to suck our blood, he got damaged because of the cross necklace we got.
(I believe everybody knows that Dracula can't stand the cross, right?)
So he decided to back away for that night.

The next day, we went to his room, telling about us having nightmare and being scared. But he only said it was because of the windows.
Then he asked about us being Christian or not, and when we said yes and showed us our necklace, he stopped us and went away for some business outside.

In the night he's quite surprised to find us still there, so he offered to have dinner with him.
And bla bla bla, then he told us about some book and some myth about demon, I guess.
Then he asked us for a dance.
Before he got damaged by the necklace...again.
He asked us to put it out and since it was a precious thing to us, he let us keep it inside a jewel box with an orgel inside.
Then we started dancing again, with him talking about something and became more and more excited until his voice became somewhat scary...
At that time we stopped and decided to call it a night.
He let us got back to our room after saying good night to us.

That night, the eroi oyajii came back.
And now, since we got no protection at all, he started doing us.
When we awaken, we asked who he was...idiotly..
And he answered that it was him, the old count..
And he did it to us and bit us, and started making us wet.
Saying that we wanted it, and he gave it...
Long story short... he RAPED us. -_-
He even sucked us at the climax...

When the dawn arose, he went back into a "watakushi oyajii" and kissed us sweetly...
Strange.. if I were her, I would get myself out from that cursed place ASAP.

He told us about us having a bright future while with him, we could only see darkness, and asked us to leave soon.
As the bell rang (I believe it was church's bell), he got hurt again and decided to be gone from our sight.

But again, being a bitch, we kept getting back to his place. Finally he decided to be rough with us, shouting and forbade us to get back...
When we left, he cried in pain, and yet he keep convincing himself that it's the best path for us.
I don't really get what happened to him that night, since he came to our room (in the town) being the eroi oyajii.
And once again, he couldn't approach us since our bed was being protected by something holy.
He ordered us to approach him instead, and so did we.
But before he got to suck our blood again, some people came to our room.
Before he left, he kept saying that we were his and he would never let anybody have us.

Bad thing, those people who came to our room recognized his face.
The next track, we came to his castle again and he kept being emofag oyajii and didn't let us to be with him.
While we came to inform him that he'snot safe any more here, those people came with the villagers and the church's bell rang again.

We went to a secret passage, leading to a secret room. There he spoke about something again, and then we hugged him and attacked him O.O
Yeah, we made out with him hotly for two or three times before we gave him blow job...
Geez... so yeah, he finally gave up and had sex again...
Of course, he bit us in the climax again.

In the end, he finally let us be with him. Though he said about himself as an oyajii LOL.
Then something about moving to a new place together in case for a honeymoon.. WTF
He made out with us again, and started calling us his wife, and then the story ended with his laughter again with the door closed.

There are two times where I just can't hold myself to laugh:
The moment he introduced himself and the moment the story ended. XD

In the tokuten CD if you preordered it from milkychain, which took place 200 years after the story,
He became a history lecturer where we became somewhat his assistant (I'm not sure whether it was assistant or student)
After the class ended, he asked us to send the report to his room.
When we got in, he started the lovey dovey things between hubby and wifey with us...
Kissing us hotly, asking if his kisses hasn't changed since 200 years ago.
So then, the sex started.
He was about to move when the bell rang again, and yet, as a bitch, we asked him to keep doing it.
So he did it quick LOL
Fortunately, he didn't bite us any more.
The bell rang again and he decided to got back to the class.
We still haven't satisfied yet, so he gave us a vibrator and held the remote control to himself.
He gave it to us as long we didn't make any sound there.
The end.



Surprisingly, I didn't really hate it except the fact of the oyajii here.
The fact that even though the cover looked so dark that I keep thinking of facing such hardcore inside made me quite happy with this normal-and-lovely plot
The musics are all awesome, perfect to give us the imagination of Victorian era.
And whoever this Toudou Kyousuke is, he did a good job in making such personality for this oyajii.
The personality of a Vampire who is very scary and yet very loving to his mate.
And also, the idea of the tokuten CD is very interesting to me. :3

And yet...
First, the plot was a little bit too fast.
I mean, starting from his changing personality which is unexplained furtherly quite makes me annoyed.
And the way the heroine fell for such oyajii n a short time is also nonsense to me.
The second thing is, the oyajii theme itself. It does annoyed me so much.
I just can't imagine myself being in such position with an oyajii.
Third, the appearance of the Count himself reminded me of Tanaka-san from Kuroshitsuji (with his white hair, and the single spectacle, what's left is the chibi size of this oyajii XD)

Overall, I'll give this CD 9 out of 10
I guess that's more than enough @-@

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